10.21.01
Wow, Here I am again, I have long since broken up with Emo, it was fun while it lasted, but not fun being made fun of. That's the last time I go out with a younger girl. Older girls, here I come!

4.22.01-
I am tired. my team has won a soccer game once again. 5-4 or something like that, and our record is 3-1-1, so we're doing pretty good. Well, I'm tired so I'll go.

2.13.00- Tomorrow is V-day. No, not victory day, but Valentine's Day. I am a loser, becuase I HAVE a girlfriend, but I don't know how to suprise her with anything. Like, a card and stuff is nice, but I haven't even been shopping yet. I know I'm a bum, thank you, thank you. Just as a side note, WE GOT FIRST PLACE. EAT THAT. Now, I need suggestions. Email or leave a messege in the G-book, even if you already have.

2.3.00
Been a while since I've updated this section. I guess you could say I've been slack, or something. Today was not cool. Last night, after my brother came home from Duke University(ahem), we went to dinner with the family. Then went bowling with my friends. Today, I was SUPPOSED to go to Emory's little brother's birthday party. Somehow, I conveniently can't go. That's not cool. I would much rather have seen Emory than the people last night (no offense, I just like Emory better, after all she is my Gf). THAT REALLY SUCKS. Although I'm sure most of you don't care.

12.27.00
TRIPOD FRICKING SUCKS MALE GENITALIA. I recently typed up my entire day today, which would have been juicy gossip for those of you who go to my school, but IT WAS ALL DELETED IN AN ERROR BY TRIPOD. If I'm inspired, I may type it up later. Sorry all.

12.22.00
Three days till Christmas. Crimmas, if you will. I've been thinking, and the more I think, the more I get stupid ideas, like what if everyone turned into a dinosaur except for me, and I then had a gun. What would I do. That's what happens when I think too much.

12.14.00
Well, today, Jessi gave me a HUGE present, and now I feel inadiquit if I don't get her one. Any suggestions?*.




*Nothing dirty now.

12.13.00
For some reason, 11 seems to be a default number in my head. Whenever I put down the date I put 11 first, and then I have to erase it and write the real date. It's really good in November, except when I write 9, which I only seem to do in November, the 11th month. So anyway, I don't know what it is, but 11 must be my default number. And when I'm talking to people, I notice that I always say I'm a freshman subconsiencely. But I have to go. Peace.

12.7.00
I've had a nightmare of a week. Too many assignments and such, and I didn't go a day without performing this week. It's really taxing on the body. Anyway, we sang today at East Millbrook Middle School. Now, in Barbershop style singing, you make a specific contact with the audience. You make eye contact, you point, you "communicate" physically to the audience. Anyway, Brad, Jordan, and I got to the school REALLY LATE. The performance was halfway over when we got there. The odd part was that Mr. Adams wasn't mad. So when the barbershop quartet got up to sing, we got up, I introduced us, and the girls already started fanning themselves. (I know, I know, I already here your groans of doubt) As the concert went on, the girls started whispering to eachother. Later this evening, my mom was telling me that as she was leaving, one of her co-workers called and said, "Doesn't your son go to Enloe?" my mother answered "yes, why". "Well, my daughter said at the performance, that there was this really dreamy guy, and he got there late, and when he inroduced himself, he said his name was Brendon". I kid you not. It was almost scary. I thought it was Ironic though. But I'll talk to you later.

11.20.00
I'm sitting here dying. The problem is, as many of you know, I like the Golden Oldies. I listen to a particular station, Oldies 100.7 Raleigh NC. Now, They have a contest, where you can win a PT Cruiser, and 5000 dollars. Today is the day that they give away TWO PT cruisers, and 5000 dollars. So I'm sitting here at 6:10 PM, and they still haven't played the song, and I have to be the fiftieth caller. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. My mother just gave me the phone and the number, so I'm sitting here waiting for the blasting radio to play the stupid song. AAARRGG.

11.30.00
S'almost Christmas.

11.27.00
Download: Title of the Song, Dead Puppies, and Shaving Cream, off of Napster. They're the BEST SONGS EVER.

11.22.00
Well, well, well. The holiday season is started. People buying turkey, the Booger Mountain (yes, Booger Mountain) stand will be selling Christmas trees. But no one will be selling Batman cakes. Of all the things that represent the holiday season, no one will be selling these fine, fine instruments of peace. I bet, if we all got together, and bought the middle east a batman cake, then there would be less fighting. This year, I will bake a batman cake and hang it on my Christmas tree, in hopes that world peace will soon be not a dream, but a reality. God Bless Us, Every One. But God especially blesses the Batman Cakes. God Bless Batman cakes. Every One.

11.21.00
I'm a cool guy. I mean, some people are cool, but I take the cake. If cool was a cake, it would be a Batman cake. A white cake, with batman depicted in the frosting. No, a cool cake would most definitley be a cake that had every flavor in it, all at different intervals, with every kind of frosting on every different flavor of cake, and then on that, we'd have every kind of sprinkel, on every bit of frosting, on every bit of cake (except for those who don't like them) And it would still be a Batman cake. It would be the best Batman cake in the world. When I'm a millionair, I won't waste my money on deprived children, No, I'll by the world's biggest Batman cake, so everyone in the world could have some, but I wouldn't give them any, I'd just eat and eat and eat, until I physically explode. That would be cool. But then I would need the world's biggest glass of milk...........

11.20.00
Wow, almost thanksgiving. I love that time of year, when you eat until you're sick, and then get sick all over everything. My favorite. Also, I just want to mention, that Bojangles, the fast food resturant, is really good, but you never need to spend more than five dollars on food, unless of couse, you're getting a tailgate special, in which case, that's a bit more expensive. I'll talk more later.

11.14.00
Tripod is great to make a site with, I mean, it's really easy. The only problem with it is sometimes it cuts off, or when you do everything, and you tell it to update, the site, for some reason, doesn't work, so it says you have to redo your updates, which just sucks, because I spend lots of time on at a time. It's cool, but it's really annoying. So I updated EVERYTHING yesterday, and then it screwed up, and I actually had funny things, rather than the normal Brendon Humor. Anyway, it didn't work, so I yelled and closed the window (the computer one) and did my homework. What did you think I would do? Something destructive? Not me. I'm productive when I get angry. And everyone reading this thinks I'm officially Insane. Well, Have a good fifteenth. Peace.

11.13.00
Well, last night I wrote a rough draft of an expository essay due today (I have english first period). Yesterday I got home from All-State Honors Chorus, and for those of us that sing, know that that much work in two days is extremely taxing. Anyway, I got back at seven o'clock and worked till midnight. I had to get more resources which took way too long. Anyway, I got most of it finished, and said "this stopped making sense" and went to bed with a half-finished paper. To my suprise, as I dreamed my way into class at 7:30 in the morning today, I find that the paper isn't do till today. Dandy.

11.9.00
(Slaps Forehead) (Slaps Forehead) (Slaps Forehead) (Slaps Forehea) (HEAD EXPLODES)

11.6.00
First of all, I get tuesday off. Score. Secondly, I've chosen to take my lunch period and use it towards building an electric car. Now, our first competition (We're supposed to race it. HAH) is sometime in the spring. It's rather interesting, because we bought a junk car of the same kind, and were using it for scrap. But the best part is: In the junk car, we found four ultimate luck items. We found an apron, a pin that says "I'm an owner of Food Lion", a steering-wheel cover thingy, and a TWISTED SISTER TAPE. OF ALL THE LUCK. We were playing "We're Not Gonna Take It" while putting the steering wheel thingy into the car. We win.

11.1.00
Almost Christmas. Not Really, because we've got thanksgiving, and THEN the Cristmas sales start, and then after Christmas sales. I think from Oct. 1 to about February 15 is the guantlet of holidays. I mean, my birfday, halloween, thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, Easter (whenever that is) Valentines Day, and every other holiday I may have missed. (SIGH) The bad part? I'm poor. I'm a "Loc-Dog" when it comes to money. Why you ask? Well, because I start an extra carricular activity, and say I'll get a job when I'm done. But I also want (Yes, want) to take piano lessons. The job I'm looking at (I have no earthly clue if it's even available right now) is an instrument repair shop, for like, band instruments (trumpets, you know). I also have to wait till August for my license (For those of you who don't know, NC has a really stupid graduated licencse thing, so if you really care you can look it up or Email me.). GH.

10.31.00
Quite frankly, boo. Today is halloween, and it's not all that hot. Being a student of Enloe high school, means I have to study, for hours on end, until my brains explode. Anyway, while my dad was making dinner for me, I had candy duty. It's not that bad, I just hate the fake smile that you have to put on, and say: "wow, you guys look great, what are you, a princess* (a funny to one of my friends), I see, a very pretty princess, and what do we have here? a frog, wow. Happy Halloween" Not really. It's too fake, and the candy? it's great, but not cool on a tuesday night. Anyway, I went to my room, and talked for a long time on the phone with princess Jessi, who, many of you may know, it a bueatiful princess (check Brenpals). So anyway, That's all that happened tonight, not much , I didn't get to go trick-or-treating, so I'll be fine. But I'll talk to you later.

10.24.00
I would like to know: Why do people have to die. Or rather, why do people I know have to die. Yesterday (10/23/00) I was sitting at lunch (no one died at lunch, don't worry yet) and my friend Steve (not Bach, this one isn't on my brenpals list yet) was talking to Jayne or Jessi, or someone at my lunch table was talking to Steve, and he said he was really tired because he had a slow morning. I said "why so slow?" he said "well, last night my neighbor died. I said "really" (Steve's usually not serious) and he said "yes. He was twelve" I proceeded to say " was it ****** (don't have permission)?" "yes it was". I said " Darn".
Leave to me to find out today he wasn't lying.

10.5.00
Well, today, Chawk beat me in head wrestling. You're most likely wondering "What on earth is he talking about?". Well, allow me to explain. Chawk and I are extremely competative, but not in normal ways. We sumo-wrestle in the circle in the middle of basketball courts, and then we stepped up to sumo-badminton (everytime you hit the "out of bounds" you had to wrestle over the birdie). No we head wrestle. It's like arm wrestling, but instead you push each other's heads into the ground. Using your hands, you can puch and pull and do whatever you want, but whoever's head touches the ground first, loses. Today we were sitting on a bench outside of my school. It was a backless bench, becuase my school is too poor to afford the back to go with it. Anyway, I was talking, and he said in an undertone "you might want to wipe the dirt off you're hat, Brendon" I proceeded to say "What?" but before I finished, my head was violently pushed to the ground, hence today's losing. Oh well, the day will be mine. The day will be mine.

9.28.00
Today I passed a great milestone in my life. Or was it a bowel movement? Anyway, I noticed that when one plays football for a year, and then switches to marching band, you get funny looks from football players. I mean, they all enjoy calling me gay, and then I bring up the fact that they're the ones who always slap eachother's butts, and wearing EXTREMELY TIGHT PANTS. And also locker room conversations, don't get me started. Well, enough of that, I've got to go.

9.26.00
well, today in band, I was put down my tuba for a fire drill, and when I came back in, I sat down, and attempted to pick up my tuba. Little did I know, my seat was too far away, so I grabbed it, and I started to fall out of my chair. (Now, the tuba that I play at school, is a fine fine fine peice of work, it's a fairly new Mirafon that would cost over 5,000$ to replace). Anyway, I tried as hard as I could not to let the tuba hit the ground. I succeded, but I fell out of my chair, almost hit my head on a vibraphone, and really really really hurt my knee. Oh well. It really hurt.

9.23.00
My birfday is in two weeks. Wow. I didn't really expect it to come. But now that it has, feel free to wish me a happy birthday and send money. I'm ok with that. Really. I am.

9.20.00
Gosh. Does anyone ever get sick during the Olympics? I mean, you never see athletes vomit on the uneven bars, or pee in the water. And big injuries, they're just as rare. Gosh, and how America always wins. (Well, in swimming anyway).

9.19.00
(note: I have just changed the format of this page as to confuse you. Don't read anyother of these unless you're really bored) I had a great day today. The SACS (pronounced: Southern Association of Colleges and Schools) was at my school, and I'm in a little singing group who got to perform for them. While we were there, they gave us free lunch (catered, they gave us Pineapple and grilled chicken sandwiches.) I must leave though. So I'll write more later.

7/12/00
For those of you that own Perfect Dark for the N64 enterntainment system, there, in each level, is a hidden peice of cheese. Nifty huh?

7/13/00
I've known this girl at church for a while, right? Now, about a year ago, she liked me, and she admits to that. Now, a year later, I like her. What's with that? And what do I do? Do I ask her out? I don't even go to her school. Crikey, I mean, I like her alot, but....geez. I bet none of you care anyway. Nevermind.

7/14/00
Now, I'm a fan of bueatiful girls. I enjoy there company, yada yada yada... I was online, just surfing, and I came upon a MASSIVE database of fully clothed teenage girls. Whoever does this for a living has got A LOT of problems. Now, I can understand, like, pictures of a party, or of your friends, but over 300 sites, over 1,000,000 pictures, of girls my age and younger FULLY CLOTHED. What's with that? Some people will do anything to get a rise. Crikey.

7/15/00
Hey loyal fans (all two of you), how's it going? I won't be here for a week, I'll be in Atlanta. (starting today) BUT: You know that girl I talked about the other day (the one at church?) anyway, she's going on the same trip, and since you don't care, I'll leave it well enough alone. Have a good week.

7/20/00
Right now I'm at Emory college in Georgia, and I'm updating my site, and as most of you should know, the army started the internet, and then colleges got a hold of it, and now it's available to the modern public. Speaking of the modern public, everyday down here we pass by a store called "publix" and this guy named chris says "pube licks" it's pretty nasty. I'll leave you with that for today, (I won't be back till about sunday or saturday).

7/?/00
I think that today is the twenty fourth, which is cool I guess. but I'm at Steve's house in the big SC, and I don't know how much sleep I got last night, so before I start babling about the green monkeys I dreamt about last night.........

7/Thursday I think/00
Well, I'm still here in SC, and I have no idea what the date is. I really could care less, as long as it's still summer. You see, I went to Atlana, then to Steve's grandmother's house (which was awesome) spent the night there, then I'm here in SC and I've been here for about three days (something like that) and Friday, I'm going to Garden City SC. THEN I get to go home. And the next day I start band camp (fine women of the world, do not be afraid, that does not make me a dork (I hope)) So, all in all, I haven't been able to update my page, AND I haven't really had daily thoughts, since all my days have been blended together. Crikey, This weeks thought is: Me and Steve are writing a song called plastic man. It's pretty high quality. Peace.

7/might be friday/00
Well, today I leave for the beach, and dangit, when I get back, I'd better have a load of E-mails from you guys. I appreciate it. I'll see you someday.........

7/3/00
Chawk's Birfday. I started band camp on monday, and WOW. It's insane. I started learing drill today, (the marching part) . Geez. I can't march worth anything. It's rather funny.

7/7/00
I like alot of stuff. One thing I don't like is that after a day of working out, you're all sweaty, but then it kind of gets coolish, and you kinda getthe shivers. ugh.

8/11/00
As many of you may have noticed, I recently renamed this page 'not so daily thought' well, also as most of you have noticed, I don't update my site as much. Well, to be honest, all I care about is the hits. The bigger the number, the better. Yesterday, I got eleven. Keep on comin' baby because I ain't done with you yet, and If all eleven of you don't mind, I can listen to any problems you might have, just send me an email. Peace.

7/9/00
Ever listen to the Enigma Variations by Sir Edward Elgar? They're rather interesting, because they're based on a countermelody to a famous song by Mozart, Bach, Or Beethovan, but no-one know who. Wierd huh?

7/11/00
Why does stuff cost so much? Labor. That's why. Why do we pay people for cars? I mean they're all constructed by machines anyway. Oh wait I forgot. Someone's got to program the machines. Ooooh. Bid Deal. Hard stuff there....

7/10/00
If babies come from people, where do miniature CD's come from?

7/8/00
One time, I thought this lump on my bed was my cat, so I slowly sat on it to get it out, and it screamed. So I lifted the cover and it was a midget.

7/9/00
I was at McDonald's one day, enjoying my Arch Delux Combo Meal, and I saw a young child out on the playplace area. The poor child was running around looking for his table, when he smacked his hand on a table. Now, this young, unfortunate child stood for , and I swear, 5 minutes, just staring at his fingers. As soon as his father came out with their food, the child began to pour tears.

7/7/00
If fruit was spontaniously combustible, what would we put in ice-cream?

7/6/00
CRIKEY!!!!!!! IT BIT ME!!!! ok well It doesn't hurt, and snakes that color usually aren't pois

7/5/00
It's the day after the fourth of July and, boy am I drunk. Not really. I kinda wish I was though.

7/4/00
Well, it being the Fourth of July, I was thinking, well, actually it's one in the morning so I really am not thinking.... G'night

7/3/00
Why did all the 70's and earlier movie directors that used robots, have to make them shiny. Why can't there be an ugly robot?